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Not just another boring cereal blog [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 2/13/2007 11:03 AM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
When asked by the midwife where the dark curly hair came from, my sister casually remarked that he looked a lot like Mike, the UPS guy [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 2/12/2007 3:10 PM | View Comments (14) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Self-Portrait, Mid-contraction, just after realizing that my husband had snuck out of the house to go to Wal-Mart [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 2/11/2007 4:44 PM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
I just want to know WHEN I can eat a handful of chocolate covered raisins without getting heartburn [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 2/7/2007 4:43 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Self Portrait [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 2/7/2007 10:20 AM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Blogging through childbirth? [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 2/5/2007 10:53 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
3 of the 7 people surveyed at iVillage said that cocktails on playdates are OK [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 2/4/2007 7:02 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
P.S. You can tell Meredith Viera that she can kiss my ass too [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 2/3/2007 8:21 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Because, People, you can never have too many pictures of your boobs on the internet [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 2/2/2007 10:31 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
And you all laughed smugly when I said preschool registration would be like Black Friday [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 2/1/2007 7:15 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Self Portrait [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/31/2007 10:09 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
My baby must be REALLY healthy [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/30/2007 11:32 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
He turned! [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/30/2007 11:24 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Is it wrong to just want a couple of cooch hiccups? [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/26/2007 9:39 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Ever seen that Dateline special on the germ count on the floors of locker rooms? [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/25/2007 7:47 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Luckily we aren't paying by the pound for the melons [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/24/2007 2:35 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
I guess threatening to force circumcision on your 20 year old son is kinda mean [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/22/2007 9:46 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Poop is poop--anyway you look at it [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/18/2007 9:51 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Just think about all the conversation pregnancy causes [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/17/2007 2:47 PM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
My powers of withholding damaging information are clearly suffering [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/16/2007 9:50 AM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Just another day at the zoo [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/14/2007 10:31 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Because Myers-Briggs will explain just about everything [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/13/2007 11:04 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Oh, they'll be sorry when I give birth at the Rec Center [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/12/2007 3:23 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
So sometimes I am known to miss the big ticket items [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/8/2007 9:19 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Good news all around [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/4/2007 9:36 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Luckily I'm not suffering from those silly pregnancy hormones [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/1/2007 10:25 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
When 8 weeks turns into a million years [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 12/26/2006 8:15 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Determined to be my greatest public embarrassment [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 12/17/2006 11:15 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Oh, the tangled webs we weave, When we practice to deceive [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 11/30/2006 9:46 PM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
It's cold in here [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 10/25/2006 12:44 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Is 100 miles too far to drive to buy a cake? [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 10/23/2006 9:09 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 10/17/2006 11:34 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
You are going to have to fight me for the last of the Bounty, sister... [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 8/20/2006 9:38 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
"Today is the greatest... day I've ever known" [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 8/18/2006 11:11 PM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
You think after 2 marriages, the guy would know when to keep his mouth shut [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 8/16/2006 10:53 PM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
What have I gotten myself into this time? [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 8/13/2006 7:16 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Unable to function, and I find myself stuck with a toddler on crack [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 8/10/2006 9:17 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)

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