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Happy Birthday, My Favorite Big Boy [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 2/15/2007 10:59 PM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
We're calling it "The New-Fangled Potty Training Method" [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 2/9/2007 1:32 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Solution-oriented? They would like to think so [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 2/8/2007 10:58 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Rico Suave, age 1 year, 11 months, 21 days [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 2/6/2007 8:12 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Because, People, you can never have too many pictures of your boobs on the internet [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 2/2/2007 10:31 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
But if he doesn't get into the right preschool, he might never get into HARVARD [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/31/2007 5:00 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Ever seen that Dateline special on the germ count on the floors of locker rooms? [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/25/2007 7:47 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Signs that the primary bedtime caregiver may have fallen asleep before his charge [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/23/2007 9:46 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
How to get a response out of me [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/20/2007 1:17 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
And here we have the saddest gingerbread house in America [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/17/2007 2:33 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
He's a little swimming fool [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/17/2007 2:25 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
I'm sure his boogers aren't contagious [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/15/2007 11:47 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Oh, they'll be sorry when I give birth at the Rec Center [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/12/2007 3:23 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Why my husband is the greatest dad in the world, Part Deux [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/12/2007 11:27 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The gross factor is going way up around here [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/9/2007 3:47 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Sometimes asking the same question 5 times is going to elicit the same response EVERY SINGLE TIME [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 1/3/2007 8:27 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
But Dad called them socks [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 12/26/2006 10:15 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
I'm not sure but I think I might conceivably be out of control [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 12/24/2006 9:26 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Because 30 minutes is just too much to ask [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 12/19/2006 8:25 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
I'm sure when the next wave of testosterone hits the building in February, I'll get more understanding [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 12/12/2006 9:20 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Back to our life of leisure [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 11/27/2006 11:43 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
So this was going to be the post about how great being a wife and mother is.... [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 11/11/2006 4:53 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
You know your dad is cool when... [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 11/10/2006 10:13 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The road to hell is paved with good intentions [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 11/8/2006 11:59 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Vote early, vote often, and for God's sake, don't touch that pesky red button or we'll lose everything [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 11/7/2006 10:23 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The moment "no" hits the vocabulary [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 11/6/2006 11:52 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
So we might need to take the creative route here [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 11/3/2006 3:45 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
All I can say is that it seemed like a good idea at the time [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 11/3/2006 12:07 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The only thing missing is the "bock, bock" audio [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 10/31/2006 6:31 PM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Why did the chicken cross the road? [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 10/31/2006 6:20 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
FINE!!!!! I'll turn on the damn heat already [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 10/25/2006 11:21 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
So would that be the $500 Armani toddler suit or the hole-y Penney's "polo" shirt ( complete with pocket protector) and the wrinkled khakis? [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 10/22/2006 9:33 PM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
When the lines become fuzzy [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 10/10/2006 9:41 AM | View Comments (7) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
when the grasshopper becomes the sensei [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 10/9/2006 7:04 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
You can only hope this will be the last of the plumbing stories [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 10/4/2006 7:28 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Preschool's gonna get the credit for everything now [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 10/1/2006 9:42 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
One of the many ways I am eating my words years later [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 9/26/2006 11:26 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
I can't believe I'm going to say it, but they grow up so fast [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 9/21/2006 9:26 AM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
So you are saying I'm missing something you are trying to tell me? [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 9/20/2006 7:27 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Signs that he is much smarter than us [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 9/19/2006 8:45 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Apparently I do have a soul [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 9/14/2006 9:58 PM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
No one's gonna accuse them of being P.C. in the 60's [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 9/13/2006 8:50 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
So the conclusion is that The Boy is not allergic to bee stings [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 9/10/2006 9:54 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Oh, the tears I failed to shed... [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 9/8/2006 10:20 PM | View Comments (6) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
It's a cross between signing a lease for an apartment and applying to law school [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 9/7/2006 10:16 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Our own personal Fort Knox [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 9/5/2006 8:13 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
But if Ethan doesn't get into the right preschool, he'll NEVER get into Harvard [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 9/4/2006 9:40 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Some of my lower parenting moments, As Seen In L.A. [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 8/28/2006 11:04 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
"May the Lord bless you and keep you..." [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 8/23/2006 7:37 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
What we have here is a failure to communicate [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 8/21/2006 8:30 AM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Oh my GOD the child is getting even more teeth [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 8/15/2006 9:23 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Unable to function, and I find myself stuck with a toddler on crack [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 8/10/2006 9:17 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Having missed the Boob boat... [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 8/8/2006 9:36 PM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
It's just safer to act as if a black bear is living in the house [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 8/4/2006 8:56 AM | View Comments (5) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
HIs only job is to keep the boy alive [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 8/1/2006 12:59 AM | View Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Using my supersensory powers for good rather than evil [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 7/24/2006 10:15 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Things you will never hear me say [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 7/1/2006 9:42 AM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Cramming for the big Toddler Intelligence Test (otherwise known as the TIT) [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 6/29/2006 5:58 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
What we have here is a failure to communicate [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 6/26/2006 8:36 PM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Oh the sacrifices we make for the children [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 6/21/2006 11:06 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
When silence is not golden [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 6/10/2006 10:14 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
But minty fresh breath is so alluring [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 6/8/2006 7:28 AM | View Comments (0) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
The torture of a growth spurt [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 6/7/2006 10:36 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Ode to the Cannoli Omelette [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 5/23/2006 10:41 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
You gotta know when to hold 'em, Know when to fold 'em [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 5/19/2006 8:10 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
One of those days [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 5/15/2006 11:37 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Some days it's great to be a mom [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 5/14/2006 8:36 AM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
There's anarchy afoot [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 5/5/2006 11:40 AM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Great Expectations [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 5/2/2006 10:56 PM | View Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Which is worse? [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 5/1/2006 6:06 PM | View Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)
Oh, do I have a topper story for you. [Read Article]
Posted by Kristen at 4/22/2006 3:55 PM | View Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (0)

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