This blog is only still here because I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MOVE THE STUFF TO THE NEW ONE!  I'm not trying to torture you with the boring-ness of Kristen having YET ANOTHER BLOG.  You people who are impatient with change (you know who you are--TARA), I promise this is the last move ever.  Really.  I have big plans for the other spot that cannot be fulfilled here.

Now go to www.mommyneedsacocktail.com.  Go on.  all this stuff will follow.  I promise.