Note to self:

If you are trying to help a friend out by forwarding on her resume, make sure that in addition to cleaning up all your conversations, you CHANGE THE INAPPROPRIATE SUBJECT LINE.

You wouldn't want the recruiter to get his hopes up that maybe HE was getting a better job than the one he is sporting now. 

But at least you weren't the person yesterday that allowed her husband to video them on his cell phone in a, shall we call it, compromising position and then allowed her best friend to borrow the phone.  Although her hopes were high that the video was not played, I'm guessing the "You are SO HOT" text message she received later would suggest otherwise. 

All I did was ruin my friend Amy's chances of getting a lucrative job.  That's gotta be better than having your best friend see your husband's package.