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This entry was posted on 5/2/2007 8:12 AM and is filed under Real Estate.

"Mrs. Derek, I installed the new electrical panel box and now that I have completed that work which will cost you $1300, I have found that the OLD WIRING in the kitchen trips the ground every time so if you want GFCI circuits installed, I will have to rewire the kitchen AND the dining room.  The dining room too because it's on the same circuit."

That will only cost $600.  I think.

Did I mention that our offer on the house was summarily rejected?  Not even a "no, thanks."

The Boy watched the Blueberry episode of Dora and for hours was saying "I want blueberries, I want blueberries, I want blueberries, I want blueberries" ad nauseum.  I hate that Dora.  She is a pain in my ass.

My husband isn't speaking to me because after relaying a conversation Jen had with Mir about how to plan an entire wedding in 2 weeks, and she knew this because my sisters helped me plan my entire wedding in 2 weeks--the 2 weeks BEFORE my husband proposed, he got pissed off at me.  He didn't think it was funny.  Like I was going to be surprised about a proposal.  This coming from a man who asked what kind of ring I would like when we had been dating for 2 months.  I find all of this unfair because some women spend their entire lives planning their wedding (since the age of 5) and I get a little proactive and suddenly I'm ruining his surprise.  The man just doesn't understand the importance of getting married in the perfect setting as opposed  to the local VFW.  Nothing against the VFW, but I wanted to have options. 

So I did what any self-respecting woman would do last night.  I made a plate of homemade brownies.  This before I realized that brownies are b.s. because they take 40 minutes to cook and then they are supposed to cool for 2 hours.  What kind of instant gratification is that?  There isn't anyone in the world who could not talk herself out of eating a plate of brownies if she had to wait nearly THREE HOURS FOR THEM.

But I was strong.  My depression after my day was borderline clinical so I waited.  and waited.  and waited.  And then I cut myself the biggest brownie you have ever seen.  And I poured myself the largest glass of milk, I mean White Russian, you have ever seen.  If you are gonna have milk with your brownies after a long hard day, it may as well have Kahlua and Vodka in it...




 
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    • 5/2/2007 10:21 AM Mir wrote:
      Oh honey, I feel your pain. Sounds like that little snack was more than merited.

      And as for Dora? You must go watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb7eLgaddI4
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    • 5/2/2007 11:36 AM Jen Zug wrote:
      Hilarious. I knew my husband was proposing soon, and I had to tell my mom because of a big family reunion she was planning and I didn't want anyone making travel arrangements before they knew about the wedding. She instantly bought a plane ticket to come out and shop for a dress with me, only Bryan hadn't ACTUALLY proposed. So I kept bugging him - she's coming in a week! She's coming in four days! Dude - she's coming tomorrow, are you going to f*@#ing propose??? In the end, he hatched his elaborate plan the DAY OF my mom's arrival.

      Poor guy. I haven't stopped creating deadlines for him yet.
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    • 5/2/2007 10:04 PM Trena wrote:
      I too knew in advance that my now-husband was going to propose during a trip. It got to be the day before he was flying out and I was getting a little (okay okay a lot) antsy--so I finally came right out and asked if he was just going to do it and get it over with already. Just to throw me off, he waited until the next day--big jerk.
      You are such a strong woman for waiting on the brownies to cool--I never wait and just put vanilla ice cream over the top--kind of like a chunkier version of hot fudge.
      Hope your housing woes get better and soon!
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    • 5/2/2007 11:10 PM Karly wrote:
      Good Lord it sounds like you had a bad day yesterday. Although I'm sure the brownies helped tremendously.
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    • 5/3/2007 8:42 AM Tara wrote:
      Troy and Derek might be almost the exact same guy (one blonde one brunette) Troy gets totally pissed talking about our wedding planning and to this day, (nine years later) gets mad when I say I knew he was going to propose to me on the night that he did (April 24 1998) ---- the kind of mad where he won't speak to me and gets up and leaves the room I am in. I did know --- I totally did.

      Sorry the house offer was rejected. How lame. What now?
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    • 5/3/2007 1:20 PM InterstellarLass wrote:
      Brownies and White Russians. You know how to throw one helluva party. I'll be over shortly.
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