I know I was a fantastic plug for the Cinnamon Vanilla Bacon, I mean Cinnamon Vanilla Home Fragrance Spray just three weeks ago when I attempted to cover the smell of bacon in my house.  But I must say that I have found a new Bath and Body Works product that exceeds even that one. 

After lying in bed with 2 hours of insomnia thinking about how I are going to deal with these crazy people that are either trying to get out of their contract OR are just trying to be sure that my son will forever be wearing $1 consignment sale pants with holes in them, it came to my attention that there was an inordinate amount of banging around going on in my living room for 4 a.m.  I went to the top of the stairs to try to figure out WHAT IN GOD'S NAME THE DOG WAS DOING when I got that whiff.

The smell of diarrhea wafting up the stairs. 

Oh, crap.  Literally.

God love him, my husband, upon hearing my "oh, crap," crawled out of bed and followed me down the stairs.  And there we found 9 piles of it.  Only 4 were on the carpet.  You know the one.  The ONLY CARPET in my entire house.  It never ceases to amaze me how the dog feels the need to either vomit or crap directly on the carpet in lieu of the easily cleaned hardwood floors. 

Midway through the mess I lit up this lovely gem.  My house instantly smelled better.  Not even like Vanilla Coconut Crap. 

I turned around to find my husband using the 409 to clean the carpet.  Not the Resolve carpet cleaner resting on the floor beside him.  Oh well.