Expect the best, proceed with caution
This entry was posted on 4/26/2007 8:02 PM and is filed under uncategorized.
That was
Jen's brilliant idea.
Just because the hottie batottie's real estate agent said I was messy and that I would never sell my house unless I cleaned up and then I did all this work on the house that his client never saw before he put in the contract for $37,000 under list, Jen said that maybe when it came to the home inspection, someone would suddenly develop a soul.
HA!
In keeping with
my real estate experiences where the agent says his client will walk away if I don't change a $9 chain inside the crapper that isn't broken, these morons decided to see that atrocity and raise it with something that boggles the mind.
My real estate agent called to say that she just talked to Satan and that he said that he was sending over the home inspection. He complained that his client was VERY DISAPPOINTED with the house, that there were tons of things wrong and that his client was having buyer's remorse. He said that one of our windows almost chopped the inspector's finger off.
I may have said that I wished the real estate agent's HEAD had been under the window when it fell.
You see, we have a few windows whose springs have broken. That means that when you unlock them, they just fall down. So the buyer included an addendum saying he wants $2000 in cash (small bills, unmarked, clustered in stacks of hundreds) at closing to purchase 5 new windows.
Right. Like he is taking that $2000 and replacing windows. You can throw a kicking kegger for $2000. Intrigued, I looked at the report to find the 5 offending windows. Because there are only THREE offending windows. My REA called back to say the inspector told her himself that one window wouldn't open.
Maybe because he didn't unlock it? They want $400 for a window that the three rocket scientists couldn't open?
We called the window installers. It will cost $65 to fix the 5 windows. I guess that would be 4 windows. We are waiting to hear back from Satan if it will be ok for us to just fix the windows that really don't need to be replaced.
I watch "My Name is Earl." Maybe Satan should have watched it a couple of times. Cause no good can ever come from being so not very nice.
