K:  Do you think it's odd when, before seeing your house, and then after seeing your house, someone asks how soon you can move out?
D:  Yes, but what did you tell him?
K:  I told him that we could move out as soon as he needed us to.
D:  That's good.
K:  He said he'd call tomorrow.  I guess I shouldn't get excited because that's what the last 6 people said.  And how about Hottie Batottie?  He came to see the house 3 times in one week.  If I had been dating him, I would have been taking a shower EVERY SINGLE DAY, doing my hair so it would look good in the "we-just-got-engaged" picture and going into every single Tiffany's I could find to envision how my ring would look.  And where is he now?  Probably leading some other homeowner on.  Bastard.