Mostly naked boy,
Full of too much energy,
Diaper falling down.

Lanes ending merge left,
Three lanes closed during lunch rush,
Too hard for morons.

Crying baby boy,
Brother trying to burn down house,
Mom is certifiable.

Friend said Xanax saves,
Still screaming at crazy kids,
She should try drinking.

Forty-five degrees.
The news promised spring weather.
Why is it so cold?

Web host dropped Mommy's site.
For not paying 3 dollars.
Bastard big business.

Husband getting hot.
Got birth control prescription.
No baby worries.