Sony Support: Why every single one of you should go out and buy a Sony Vaio
This entry was posted on 4/7/2007 8:21 AM and is filed under uncategorized.
K: But I don't KNOW how the "extensive water damage" got in my computer and I don't want to lie.
Sony Tech: Ma'am. We aren't asking you to lie and we don't WANT you to lie. If you don't know how it happened, we can file a claim about what may have happened. Sometimes if you just walk though something again, you may be able to remember something you had forgotten. Do you have any children?
K: A 2 year old boy. Can you hold on a second? (Ethan, stop eating that styrofoam!)
S.T.: Where do you keep your laptop normally?
K: On the desk. (DEREK, can you get that styrofoam out of his mouth? I'm SERIOUS, ETHAN! Knock it OFF!)
S.T.: Would your son be able to climb on a chair and get to your laptop?
K: If he can climb up on the sink, scale the cabinet, get out a bottle of Flintstones, open the childproof lock and eat 70 of them in under 4 minutes, I think it is safe to say he could reach my laptop on the desk. (Ethan, styrofoam is DANGER. Do you want to go to the hospital?)
S.T.: Does he ever carry a drink around?
K: Well yesterday he was thirsty and I was upstairs so he brought me a gallon of milk to give him a drink. (Ethan, Dad took away the styrofoam. Where in God's name did that piece come from and take it out of your mouth, for the love of God.)
S.T.: That answers my question, Ma'am. I think we may be able to figure this one out.