Thank you to everyone who commented or sent me nice emails about how I am NOT the worst mother in America for handing my son a bottle of children's vitamins and forcing them down his throat until the bottle was half-empty.  You all are too kind.  I will respond to each one personally as soon as Fed Ex delivers the shackles for my son's ankles.  Until then, I am spending my days sitting on top of him to keep him out of trouble...