Don't worry, the rage is gone.  No, the baby hasn't moved (OK, so he had a little stint at breech the other night) but he is back to straddling my stomach like he's trying to hang on for the entire 8 seconds.  My own little rodeo champ.  Who needs stomach acid IN your stomach anyway?  Why not just spread it all around to all the places it will go?  Do you know that people are shocked when you say that drinking water can give you heartburn?  Do you know what doesn't give you heartburn?  The most fantastic NY style cheesecake ever made/consumed.  So instead of drinking water, I am eating the cheesecake I made.  My sister said to take a picture of it and post it but if she realized how much of it I have already eaten, she'll be over here in a flash having my stomach pumped.

But back to the rage.  It's gone.  Sure I was a little annoyed that the baby is transverse and won't move.  Sure I may have threatened that if he didn't move in time and I was forced to have a C-section that he would be getting circumsized at 20 in retaliation.  I'm not PROUD of my behavior.  It's not right.  But I have seen the error of my ways. 

K:  You know, I'm the reason the baby is transverse.
D:  Who told you that?
K:  My Hypnobirthing book.
D:  (rolling his eyes before he could stop himself)  That book told you?
K:  That if I don't just "let go" I'm holding the baby where he is.  I think it might be true.
D:  (realizing that I am becoming my sisters--slowly but surely) Really?
K:  I just need to meditate.  Or relax.  Or something.  I don't remember.  It's all running together. I probably should have paid better attention.
D:  At least you know what you need to do.

Smart ass.