My husband, at this very moment, is making me watch Days of Thunder.  I'm sure this is retaliation for days of An Ideal Husband, Little Women, Much Ado About Nothing, Baby Boom and The Breakfast Club.

He only wants to watch it because he heard that it was as funny as Talladaga Nights. 

He is very confused, with a confusion that can only be mastered by blondes. 

D:  Why did Tom and Nicole break up again?
K:  Other than the fact he was gay, I think it was because she got pregnant and he was shooting blanks.
D:  But he has a baby now.
K:  That is the rumor.
D:  Did he cheat on Nicole with that girl he is with now?
K:  Uh, she was like 4 years old when that movie was made.
D:  Hey, I thought this movie was supposed to be funny.

The concept of irony has apparently escaped him.  Meanwhile, I'll be out in the middle of the street, waiting for one of my neighbors to run me over.