A couple of months ago I wrote a post about how I was a big fat liar about recording my weight when I went to my prenatal exams.  I mean, who wouldn't lie about their weight when given an opportunity?  I say it is their fault for putting the scale in the lav and handing me a pen to record my weight.  OK, I'll be honest.  Right.  Well then it got a little complicated because I couldn't remember when I had lied and by how much and I found myself stripping down to skivies in the lav before taking my weight.  Despite my lies, I got rebuked for gaining 9 pounds in 6 1/2 weeks.  HELLO!!!  I gained 9 pounds in week 39 of my pregnancy last time around.  Grant it, I went back 2 days later and I was 6 pounds lighter so it must have been water weight.  Now THAT was worth getting my ass chewed. 

That being said, guess who didn't have to lie about her weight today?  I hadn't gained a pound in 3 weeks so I was able to add back that last 3 pounds I had been lying about.  I promptly came home and ate two apple turnovers and a bowl of Haagen Dazs with about 3 inches of Hershey's syrup on top.  It makes you think that I might be back to my lying ways before too long.  Oh well.  It was good while it lasted.