She wants her hair back.

Ever gone to the shee-shee hair salon because you got in a fight with your husband about money and what better way to get back at your husband than to spend MORE money and then you went to pay the bill and realized that your haircut costs $30 more than you paid the last time (which was an arm and a leg THEN) you got your haircut (June) but somehow you don't feel guilty enough NOT to get shampoo because you ran out and it costs only $.28 an application and it doesn't make you feel like you just washed your hair with Dawn dishwashing detergent?

Yeah, me neither.