"SSSSOOOOOO.........What are you dressed as?  Yourself?  Or did you guys to decided to dress as EACH OTHER tonight?"

What the hell was up with the 30 kids that showed up at our house with no costumes?  All the 12 and 13 year olds.  Had I known it was going to happen, I would have given out cans of Spam.  Or the Play-doh I was giving to the little kids.  We can only hope that where ever they are today, their teeth are rotting out.