Mommy Needs a Cocktail

www.babybrewing.com
all the cool maternity tees

How fantasy football will help you go straight to hell

This entry was posted on 9/27/2006 10:20 PM and is filed under football.

This morning I got a call from my BIL Jorgie.

J: Krissy, I just wanted to know. If the first thing I thought of when I heard that Terrell Owens tried to kill himself was "maybe now I can beat Katie this week," is that bad? I mean, I think I am going to hell for that one.
K: Jorge, I'll be sitting right next to you at the pinochle table in hell because when I heard that he tried to commit suicide, I thought "good God, he was out of the news for a whole 3 days because his team didn't play this weekend so he decided to kill himself to get back in the news. Drama queen. "
J: We are so going to hell.

I would like to thank T.O.'s publicist for giving me the best laugh of the day. I believe that when questioned about the possibility of T.O. being depressed, she replied that he has 25 million reasons not to be depressed.

Thank God there is someone in the world who realizes that lots of money equates to happiness.

Trackbacks

Trackback specific URL for this entry

Trackbacks are closed for this post.

Comments

Display comments as (Linear | Threaded)

9/29/2006 1:48 PM InterstellarLass wrote:
I am not, I repeat, NOT a Cowboy fan. When Jerry decided to bring this PrimaDonna to Dallas, I wanted to puke. My thought? Yeah, he's not getting enough publicity for a couple of touchdowns and a broken hand, so this is how he's getting back in the spotlight. Got a place at the table for me?
Reply to this
9/30/2006 4:36 PM Amy wrote:
Not a Cowboys fan here either ... and yeah, I didn't believe the suicide/depression story either. Or else it was merely used for a publicity stunt. And who takes that many vicodin for a broken FINGER? I broke my foot in August and only took ibuprofen. NFL pussies.

And yes, I love the publicist's statement. Not much beats that. For this week, anyway.
Reply to this