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This entry was posted on 8/4/2006 8:56 AM and is filed under Boo Boo Kitty.

Yesterday I was changing The Boy's nasty-assed diaper and I noticed a very unusual thing. A perfectly oval sticker with a sku number and "Grown in the USA." This prompted an immediate phone call.

K: Did you give The Boy a plum last night?
D: No, I didn't GIVE the boy a plum. Why?
K: Because I found a disturbingly intact sticker in his poop and I am sure that when I gave him a plum yesterday at lunch that I took the sticker off. In fact, I remember specifically taking the sticker off because as I read it, I was shocked to find there was still produce made in this country.
D: You could read it in his poop?
K: Perfectly. Want me to read it to you?
D: Yeah, uh, no. But he did have a plum last night. I guess he was able to get up on the counter and get one for himself because when I found him, he was in the middle of the floor eating it.
K: I kept the plums on the back of the counter.
D: I know. I think it's officially over.

Maybe we should move to combination locks. Although he is much smarter than us. It's only a matter of time...

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8/4/2006 10:23 AM sanders5 wrote:
Um ... when you find him ON TOP OF THE FRIG, then I will be shocked, but only then. Nothing is sacred when they learn to climb.
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8/4/2006 11:57 AM Jen Zug wrote:
I realized Ruthie was tall enough to reach the counter tops when she toddled through the living room with the butcher knife in her hand.

Ack!
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8/4/2006 2:47 PM J.P. wrote:
First plums, then car keys.
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8/5/2006 7:51 AM amy wrote:
Who knows, maybe someday you'll walk in and he'll have actually rearranged and cleaned out the entire refrigerator, or popped a squat on the countertops in order to properly wash the dishes in the sink!
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8/9/2006 11:04 AM InterstellarLass wrote:
Imagine my shock when I found my four year old on the floor eating candy that was on the ledge ABOVE the kitchen cabinets. She used a stool, and then used the shelves in the cabinets to scale and reach the candy.
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