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This entry was posted on 7/3/2006 8:40 AM and is filed under D's the man.

D: Where are you?
K: We are on our way to IKEA for the annual buying pilgrimage before our trip to IdaHO.
D: What are you getting?
K: I'm getting one of those cheapy knives so we have something sharper than our fingernails that will cut bread.
D: Good call.
K: I think it's $1.56. But don't worry. I'll be keeping the receipt so I we can ask the rest of the family for their portion.
D: HA! Hey, why don't you pick up 6 or 7 extra knives.
K: For?
D: We could drop them in people's bags before they go through security. It would be hilarious.
K: That is messed up. But funny as hell.

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7/3/2006 4:39 PM J.P. wrote:
I’m ashamed to be admitting this, but after reading this I found myself coming up with items that could be dropped into bags that might get people in trouble.

I won’t elaborate on what they are, however, just in case you see a news headline reading “Elderly Woman Found with [object in question] in Purse; Denies Ownership.” I don’t want to be the primary suspect.
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7/7/2006 2:11 PM amy wrote:
This made me laugh out loud at the reference desk (and yes, that means that not only should I be quiet, but I shouldn't be goofing off at work). What a great idea!
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