Jen:    I got a gig writing an article about vacationing at home.
K:       That is so lame.  I mean, it's great that you got the gig, but who the hell wants to vacation at home? You live there all the time. 
Jen:    You know, it's for those people that want to refrain from driving their gas-guzzlers that are wrecking the  environment.  For the people that want to put extra money into the pockets of people in their community.
K:       You mean give money to those people that give you sh#tty service Monday to Friday?  Give money to     those people on the weekends too?
Jen:    Well if you are going to put it that way. 
K:       Yeah, I think I'll stick with Paris.  But good luck with that.