1.  Someone, in a drunken stupor, dances into the matron of honor and knocks her over--which results in the back of her size Zero dress splitting open.

2.  You are lucky to be sitting next to the person who realizes for the first time that the song is saying "she thinks my tractor's sexy."

3.  Someone who has clearly never had a singing lesson gets control of the karaoke microphone and sings along to "Dancing Queen."

4.  The DJ calls it "the Magaraina."

5.  You convince your mother to dance to "It's Raining Men, Hallelujah, It's Raining Men, Amen."

6.  You dig all the camerettes out of the bag to make sure that EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN--and you take the last 60 pictures of the drunks that haven't gone home and just can't say no to "one-more-dance."

7.  People begin referring to you as "the Paparazzi."

8.  People stop to ask if you are "the photographer" because you are taking 10 to every 1 of his shots and you have to explain that you are just the bride's best friend from ages 3-6, until her father made the family move far away.

9.  You offer the mother-of-the-bride a cocktail in hopes that she'll dance on a table.  She declines, of course.

10.  You get to tell the kids of the bride's older brother that their father used to take ticks off the dog and drown them in alcohol (I think it was the good scotch) and the kids are grossed out.

11.  You take a perfect picture of the bride and her two brothers, and suddenly you realize that you are old.