Great Expectations
This entry was posted on 5/2/2006 10:56 PM and is filed under half-assed parenting, Boo Boo Kitty.
I have discovered, yet again, that I am a half-assed parent. Nana was here recently and she mentioned that the Boo is quite the little talker. I told her that he didn't speak.
OK, so he says "THIS" and "THAT" and maybe a little "DAD" once in a while, but he doesn't communicate. Who was she kidding?
She started a list. And wonder of wonders, the kid speaks. Who would have thought? She made a list of all his words and a list of words we should practice.
I then spent the better part of last week with my sister, who was the proud aunt who witnessed the first word out of his mouth months ago--"school." Don't ask. He was born into a family of freaks. My sister spent the entire week talking to the Boo and apparently speaking his language. He carried full-on conversations. I didn't understand what the hell he was saying and my sister played interpreter.
So I decided to actually start listening to him. Last night I was holding him before he fell asleep.
E: 'is. 'is.
I gave him a kiss. He turned his head to the other side.
E: 'is. 'is.
I gave him another kiss.
Then this morning I told him that his eggs were hot.
E: HOT!
And he started to blow on his food.
Dude, I have to totally start paying attention to my child. I think he can speak.