Oh, do I have a topper story for you.
This entry was posted on 4/22/2006 3:55 PM and is filed under Potential Felony Moments, Baby Brewing, Boo Boo Kitty.
So we went to the bank to set up the account for
Baby Brewing. Because I am unable to offload this child whenever I actually need to, there was the Boo right there with me as we talked to the Vice President of Financial Services.
As a side note, there were a LOT of people with big titles in the bank. Too many queens and not enough worker bees, if you ask me.
A very lovely girl, she ran off to make the deposit and left me and the Boo in her office. It took him a half of a millisecond to go around the back of her desk.
K: Ethan!
E: THIS!
K: Bug, I'm serious. Get out from behind her desk. That is her privacy.
OK, so equating the back of a desk with, say, going to the bathroom alone was probably a stretch but I had already spent the last 10 minutes trying to get the blinds in the windows back to their normal selves. I wasn't on my game.
E: THIS!
With that he walked back around her desk with a huge bag of Easter M&M's. Nice. Theft from the VP of the bank.
K: Put that back! No, who am I kidding, give that to me.
I walked back around the side of her desk and tucked the bag on a ledge under desk. In the middle of the floor was a garage door opener. I just left it there.
When the VP came back, I confessed about the M&M's. She was very gracious and told me not to worry about it. Until she got behind her desk and noticed the garage door opener on the floor.
VP: Did he push this button?
First thought--that is not a garage door opener.
Second thought--Did he push the button? Is the pope catholic?
Third thought--what do you think the response time is for the police descending upon us?
K: I'm sure he didn't. Thanks for your time. We really need to go.
Before the cops show up.
